Being called names for nothing.
Lol thank you, you can beat talon up. Haha. He’s just a meanie head sometimes. :[
Calvin and Hobbes: the college years
Y’know, I scrolled past this and thought to myself, “yeah, this is pretty cute, but I’m not gonna reblog it.”
Until I saw that last gif.
cats, reguardless of size, will still be assholes and walk over you to get places
Ellen is just the greatest person alive.
Dax is (was I guess, he’s finally asleep) EXTREMELY tired since he refused to go to sleep at bedtime. He’s legit been screaming his poor little head off for the last hour. Seriously, screaming. More like screeching I suppose after his voice started to get scratchy. I knew he was beyond exhausted but I also knew he needed to either burp or fart. Tried to burp him 4 different times, tried laying face down on daddy’s arm and walking which usually helps, tried bicycles, everything I could think of. And then finally we went to the sink and put some warm water on his head and he woke up completely. Stopped screaming and looked around and looked at me, cuddled into me more, and relaxed. We came to get in bed and I put him tummy down on my tummy and he finally burped. Then he zoned out for a minute and passed out.
I feel absolutely terrible. Ugh. That broke my heart and the fact that I didn’t do what I did sooner or that I didn’t know which exactly he needed to do makes me feel like the worst mother ever.
I’m crying. Ugh.
He’s sleeping on my chest now, arms and legs on either side of my body. And making those choppy breathing noises you make after crying really hard. Gosh I feel so fucking bad. :[
I’m sorry baby boy. So sorry. I love yo so much.
A mother’s love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path.
You are THE greatest little person I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. And I get to keep you. You’re my little boy, no one else comes home to take over at the end of the day, no one else gets to feed you or snuggle to comfort you in the middle of the night (except daddy), no one else gets to spend every day with your sweet self. No one else gets to spend all day every day experiencing your happiness, frustration, sleepiness, excitement, curiosity and the love and wonderful snuggles you give.
Baby, I can’t believe you’re already so big, 5 months, and it’s going too fast. But I cannot wait to see the person you’re turning into, things you’re learning and experiencing more and more every day. I would give you the moon and the stars if that’s what your heart desired. I would give you the world. As I watch you sleep and snuggle your blankie, I thank God for giving me someone as amazing and perfect as you. Baby, I love you infinitely. No matter what.
Finally finished painting the costume. Slutty Thomas the Tank Engine is about ready to chug out of this muthaf*cker.
I still think it is ridiculous that this has 60k notes.
I still think it is ridiculous that this ONLY has 60k notes.
Got you some nice legs in heels. You go boy.
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT